This is like Prince on crack.
Gay is the new black?
Rape is the new breaking an entering?
GTL for Getting Theballs Licked?
You so duuuuh…They is Rapin Errrybahh-eeeee Hide Yo Kids
July 29th, 2010 · Creeps
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Berlin – Metro = Hot
July 26th, 2010 · Music
Surfing the 80s station over at Club 977 and they played this. I bet she used to be a wild cat back in her day!
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Jason Derulo – Ridin’ Solo Worst Song of Summer
July 24th, 2010 · Music
Easily the worst song of the summer. Look for my comments on his YouTube page. I certainly don’t hold back to let him know how much he sucks the pool balls through a garden hose.
This song is more gay than watching Justin Bieber blow two guys at the same time on a ski trip.
Jessi Slaughter’s Ya Dun Goofed because I BackTraced It!
July 23rd, 2010 · Videos
Ya Dun Goofed!
Because I BackTraced It!
Jessi Slaughter, aka KerliGirl13, posted a rant video online where she was upset and her knarly Dad with a cool mustache jumps in to say a few bitter words. The result? It’s plastered all over the net.
Jessi and her family were on ABC News five minutes ago which sparked me to post this update.
She’s 100% viral and she’s only 11 years old and her Dad is the star of the video! Her Dad rocks BECAUSE HE BACKTRACED IT!
Lesson to be learned? Dude, it’s the Internet. 99.9% of the people on it are assholes who can barely spell. I don’t think you have any reason to be so upset. Also, when I was 11, I was out riding my bike and playing in the dirt. Kids, get off the Internet and go play.
Enjoy the viral fame while it lasts, because YA DUN GOOFED!
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The Situation before Jersey Shore
July 23rd, 2010 · Celebrities
How many turtlenecks can you buy at J.C. Penny before the sale ends?
My dick hurts from laughing so hard, not because I’m wearing a turtle neck.
Ten bucks says they’re all wearing Z Cavaricci’s on the way to a skating party.
Looks like she’s in the middle of a sticky situation. Then again, maybe she’s the ref at a circle jerk, yeah?
I can’t tell who is gayer, because they all look like they love the cock.
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10 Most Hilarious Racist Moments on TV
July 22nd, 2010 · Videos
Shut up. You know its funny because it’s racist.
Everyone’s a little bit racist. Ask Avenue Q. They’re living proof!
And PS – get fat ugly Rosie Odonnell off the screen. She’s so damn disgusting and gross, which both mean nearly the same thing so now I’m repeating myself of the things you already know!
Roast of Pamela Anderson hurt my eyes
July 22nd, 2010 · Celebrities
Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson.
Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cock resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like a man I’ve ever seen.
If you were Courtney Love or Lisa Lampanelli, then why the hell would you ever consider appearing on a roast when 90% of the people there will be laughing at you?
Courtney Love is disgusting. There were more coke and slut references pointed directly at her than you could find at a comedy club hosting a drug intervention. The roastmasters did not hesitate to look directly at her and state exactly the truth – that she is a lifeless drug addict who will suck any cock in the audience for a line of bad coke. Eating dog vomit with cat shit in it would be more enticing that looking at her.
Lisa Lampanelli. Wow. You wore purple and made Barney look good. You cracked black jokes even though you are disgustingly fat and look like the mascot van that Barney would drive to a birthday party. Your voice is manly and your unfunny comedic approach to delivery is awful. There isn’t a thing funny about you. You’re just disgusting. If you were a drug addict like Courtney Love, then you may be thinner. Then again, you’d still sound like a raspy fat man who loves black cock, as you so stated that you’ve had more black dick than the Apollo can handle.
Lisa Lampanelli and Courtney Love are disgusting. Don’t you think?
Pamela looked good for her age, but she needs to ditch the stupid oversize extensions as they’re more distracting that a chocolate bar in front of Lampanelli, or a bag of meth to Courtney Love.
PS – who the hell is Bea Arthur? I’m gonna have to Google her…
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