Slacker Land

I unfortunately sat through the Rachel Ray show while waiting for my car to be fixed at the dealership.

She is dumb as shit. The audience has barely any reaction to any of the dumb shit she says.

She reminds me of a fat tranny with a cute face who isn’t entertaining except for the fact that their penis is usually longer than yours is.

She wears black because she eats too much.

She can’t interview for shit, and when she does, she interviews white trash like Khloe Kardashian.

I’m sorry, but why the hell is Khloe Kardashian famous? What does she do besides sleep with basketball players and have ugly sisters?

Is it just me or does Khloe Kardashian look like she has Down Syndrome? Ok. I knew it wasn’t just me. She’s hideous.

Khloe Kardashian is a fat Tori Spelling with black hair. Write that down.

Lamar Odom – how ugly and insecure are you that you need to pick up this trailer trash? C’mon bro, you can do so much better.

Have some standards instead of picking up useless curb scraps, and throw this meatwad to the dogs, yo.