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Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson.

Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cock resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like a man I’ve ever seen.

If you were Courtney Love or Lisa Lampanelli, then why the hell would you ever consider appearing on a roast when 90% of the people there will be laughing at you?

Courtney Love is disgusting. There were more coke and slut references pointed directly at her than you could find at a comedy club hosting a drug intervention. The roastmasters did not hesitate to look directly at her and state exactly the truth – that she is a lifeless drug addict who will suck any cock in the audience for a line of bad coke. Eating dog vomit with cat shit in it would be more enticing that looking at her.

Lisa Lampanelli. Wow. You wore purple and made Barney look good. You cracked black jokes even though you are disgustingly fat and look like the mascot van that Barney would drive to a birthday party. Your voice is manly and your unfunny comedic approach to delivery is awful. There isn’t a thing funny about you. You’re just disgusting. If you were a drug addict like Courtney Love, then you may be thinner. Then again, you’d still sound like a raspy fat man who loves black cock, as you so stated that you’ve had more black dick than the Apollo can handle.

Lisa Lampanelli and Courtney Love are disgusting. Don’t you think?

Pamela looked good for her age, but she needs to ditch the stupid oversize extensions as they’re more distracting that a chocolate bar in front of Lampanelli, or a bag of meth to Courtney Love.

PS – who the hell is Bea Arthur? I’m gonna have to Google her…