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Lebron James joins Miami Heat

July 9th, 2010 · No Comments · Sports

Lebron James ditched Cleveland for Miami. Why wouldn’t he? Cleveland sucks. Who cares if it’s home to him. Miami has hot Cuban girls running around looking for dick, Cleveland has hoodrats. Miami has two stud players who can score on anyone. Cleveland does not have shit but a Delonte West the ugly douchebag motherfucker who [...]

The Lebron James Sideshow

July 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Sports

Dear Lebron James, You’re not a king. Know how I know that? Because you don’t come from royalty, don’t wear a crown, and you give up on your team in the playoffs which is partly the reason you are six rings behind Michael Jordan, five behind Kobe Bryant, and are nothing but a marketable item [...]

Dallas Braden – Baseball Crybaby

July 7th, 2010 · No Comments · Sports

Cry. Me. A. Fucking. River. There once was a time where players could intimidate each other and talk a little bit of trash and it was all in good athletic and competitive entertainment. So this jerkbait Dallas Braden one day says to Alex Rodriguez “Get off my Mound” and the A’s make a tshirt of [...]

Eddy Curry is an Asshole

June 30th, 2010 · No Comments · Sports

Just read on Ball Don’t Lie the list of Eddy Curry’s monthly expenses and decided that he is a complete asshole who does not deserve a multimillion dollar contract as a member of the New York Knicks, especially considering he played in only a handful of games last year, which was only a handful more [...]

Phillies change team name to Philadelphia Tasers

June 27th, 2010 · No Comments · Sports

Watch on YouTubevar bU=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/’;pW=’425′;pH=’344′;(function(){d=document;if(!document.getElementById(‘lytescr’)){lyte=d.createElement(‘script’);lyte.async=true;lyte.id=’lytescr’;lyte.src=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/lyte-min.js’;d.getElementsByTagName(‘head’)[0].appendChild(lyte)}})(); What happens when you’re a 17 year old who wants to be on TV? You trespass onto the field of a professional baseball game to complete your goal, but make national headlines when you get tased, and everyone loves the fact that you’re wriggling in the grass getting electrocuted, and you’re [...]

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Fuck You WNBA

June 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Sports

You ever see a crazy black bitch fight? You don’t want to. They start ripping out weaves, hula hoop earings, cussing like yo momma ain’t done raised you right, and swingin them hips like they’re about to cause a tsunami. Now do you know why womens basketball coach Rick Mahorn stepped into a black girl [...]