A 40 ton whale jumped into a small yacht in the waters off South Africa. It didn’t sink the boat, but it sure ripped the sail down and sped off. The whale fled from the scene of the crime. I think this was a setup because the camera guy just happened to be ready to [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Pictures'
When Donkeys Fly
July 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Pictures
This isn’t Photoshopped. It’s a legit donkey flying a parachute. I wonder if he peed on the people below. And who the hell is strapping a donkey to a parachute anyhow? I guess if I had a donkey, I’d make him do weird things too ala Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party.
Tags: donkey
What the heck is this?
July 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Pictures
Is this from the movie Inception? Is this the main office? Is this the hostel? Is this what’s in the hole that King Leonidas kicks a messenger into at Sparta? Wtf is this odd shaped building that provides a perfect peeping tom view into your neighbors window?
Tags: weird
Redneck Dating Pics
July 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Pictures
It’s not always the camera angle that makes you look good! It’s more often just being so cool and stylish that helps!
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Son of a Katrina Looter
July 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Pictures
His Dad stole buckets of Heineken during Katrina. Red Lobster employee of the month. Fill it to the brim, slacker. Fuck you too, kid! There’s two people walking in unison on the left. Fish and cardboard = lunch and break dancing. The brother of the amazing Nigerian kids new dance. Forrest Whitaker as a kid. [...]
Tags: employee of the month·heineken·katrina looter·red lobster
Eating Pussy is key to Survival
July 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Pictures
Me too. So does Ellen. So does your Mom. Apparently you can text them your story, so do it. If my daily voice included PUSSY, then I’d be in trouble. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Ha…so old. What if he found out the pussy didn’t have a pussy? Would he be gay? Where [...]
Man buried under a Mountain
July 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Pictures
Much bigger than your average man. Only thing to stop the Energizer Bunny. Rosie Odonnell spawn. He likes it on the inside. Moutain Dew is a hell of a drug. Don’t steal her fucking donuts ever again. She really needs to wear shoes, but Reebok Pump high tops don’t fit on the cankles. That bracelet [...]
Tags: fat girls
Yuch it in a Bucket
July 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Pictures
Deer Park that’s good water. I don’t want to do this. Me either. Dad should stop feeding you. Yuck-it in a bucket. Why the fuck are we in a bucket? This water is oil free. Puerto Rican hot tub. Skinniest hose I’ve ever seen; looks like a long straw. Watching turtles fuck is sexier than [...]
Tags: bp·deer park·wet tshirt contest
