Dark and creative with a perfect cast; entertaining. Two and a half hours and I didn’t fall asleep. I didn’t leave to urinate on the seat. I didn’t get bored at all. I was literally entertained the entire time. Inception is like adderall for study junkies. The only distractions were a loud black dude behind [...]
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The Other Guys Movie Trailer
July 9th, 2010 · No Comments · Movies
Watch on YouTubevar bU=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/’;pW=’425′;pH=’344′;(function(){d=document;if(!document.getElementById(‘lytescr’)){lyte=d.createElement(‘script’);lyte.async=true;lyte.id=’lytescr’;lyte.src=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/lyte-min.js’;d.getElementsByTagName(‘head’)[0].appendChild(lyte)}})(); Here’s the two reasons I may see this movie: Samuel L. Jackson, Marky Mark, and Will Ferrell. POW! And is isn’t the Rock, so figure it out.
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The Predators are Assholes.
June 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Movies
Watch on YouTubevar bU=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/’;pW=’425′;pH=’344′;(function(){d=document;if(!document.getElementById(‘lytescr’)){lyte=d.createElement(‘script’);lyte.async=true;lyte.id=’lytescr’;lyte.src=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/lyte-min.js’;d.getElementsByTagName(‘head’)[0].appendChild(lyte)}})(); If Laurence Fishburne doesn’t put on the Morpheus glasses at least once, then I’m going to be upset. But not as upset as I am with the Predators. I’m confused about this movie because they’re hunting humans. But didn’t the Predators and humans work together in Alien Vs. Predator? I’m pretty [...]
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Teeth don’t belong in a vagina.
June 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Movies
This week I’m going to the dentist, just after watching the movie Teeth. Don’t fear, there are no teeth in my vagina, so it’s not that type of dentist. I haven’t been there in years, so apparently I need it. I lied. I believe I visited the grand ol cotton candy smelling, laughing gas induced, [...]
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