Watch on YouTubevar bU=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/’;pW=’425′;pH=’344′;(function(){d=document;if(!document.getElementById(‘lytescr’)){lyte=d.createElement(‘script’);lyte.async=true;lyte.id=’lytescr’;lyte.src=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/lyte-min.js’;d.getElementsByTagName(‘head’)[0].appendChild(lyte)}})(); The thrower is my hero. Hey Justin, it’s a bottle of hair paste and cum. His hair is actually a helmet. Notice, it doesn’t move when attacked by bottles. Poor kid. Maybe one day someone will throw their dirty teen panties at him. Then again, it will probably be a Grandma.
Entries Tagged as 'Celebrities'
Rachel Ray and Khloe Kardashian = 2 Gross Meatballs
August 5th, 2010 · No Comments · Celebrities
I unfortunately sat through the Rachel Ray show while waiting for my car to be fixed at the dealership. She is dumb as shit. The audience has barely any reaction to any of the dumb shit she says. She reminds me of a fat tranny with a cute face who isn’t entertaining except for the [...]
Tags: khloe kardashian·lamar odom·rachel ray show·tori spelling·tranny·ugly sisters
The Situation before Jersey Shore
July 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Celebrities
How many turtlenecks can you buy at J.C. Penny before the sale ends? My dick hurts from laughing so hard, not because I’m wearing a turtle neck. Ten bucks says they’re all wearing Z Cavaricci’s on the way to a skating party. Looks like she’s in the middle of a sticky situation. Then again, maybe [...]
Roast of Pamela Anderson hurt my eyes
July 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Celebrities
Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson. Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cock resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like [...]
Tags: andy dick·bea arthur·black jokes·courtney love·jimmy kimmel·lisa lampanelli·pamela anderson·roast of pam anderson
Mel Gibson Racist Rant at Oksana Grigori
July 13th, 2010 · No Comments · Celebrities
Watch on YouTubevar bU=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/’;pW=’425′;pH=’344′;(function(){d=document;if(!document.getElementById(‘lytescr’)){lyte=d.createElement(‘script’);lyte.async=true;lyte.id=’lytescr’;lyte.src=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/lyte-min.js’;d.getElementsByTagName(‘head’)[0].appendChild(lyte)}})(); Motherfucking Mel Gibson is a manic! Holy shit. “they’re too big and they look stupid” “you look like a fucking bitch on heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it’s your fault” “and tight pants so we can see your pussy from behind” “and that green thing [...]
Tags: grigori·mel gibson·oksana·racist rant
Andrew Dice Clay mad at CNN
July 13th, 2010 · No Comments · Celebrities
Watch on YouTubevar bU=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/’;pW=’425′;pH=’344′;(function(){d=document;if(!document.getElementById(‘lytescr’)){lyte=d.createElement(‘script’);lyte.async=true;lyte.id=’lytescr’;lyte.src=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/lyte-min.js’;d.getElementsByTagName(‘head’)[0].appendChild(lyte)}})(); “You’re supposed to be a news guy, where you gettin’ your fuckin’ information” And drops about 100 more F-Bombs calling him an “asshole guy.” This is better than when people call CNN to say Howard Stern’s name as a prank.
Tags: andrew dice clay·cnn
Tom Green interviews Andrew Dice Clay
July 13th, 2010 · No Comments · Celebrities
Watch on YouTubevar bU=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/’;pW=’425′;pH=’344′;(function(){d=document;if(!document.getElementById(‘lytescr’)){lyte=d.createElement(‘script’);lyte.async=true;lyte.id=’lytescr’;lyte.src=’http://www.slackerland.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-youtube-lyte/lyte/lyte-min.js’;d.getElementsByTagName(‘head’)[0].appendChild(lyte)}})(); This is going back at least four years, but did anyone catch the magic apple with toothpicks? Ps…I do the fucking.
Tags: andrew dice clay·tom green
